Boris Speaks: How Ribakoff Charles Ruined My Life By Boris Note from Charles: There is probably something in this story to offend practically everybody. This should not put you off buying a new Toyota, Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep from the Harr team. It was, after all, written by a hat. Charles write post about me, Boris, the Official Hat of Winter. Sometimes, Charles speak with forked tongue. Boris write this to set record straight. Is hard life being hat in Ukraine. Like job of Quixote Don is to reach unreachable star, is job of Ukrainian hat to heat unheatable head. Is just harder to set to music. Is even harder life being mink in Ukraine. Mink sleep outside on snow, eat food unfit for dog, grow up, and then farmer put you in dog food business. On supply side. What’s left becomes hat, or coat of grandmother. Not exactly growth industry for minks. There little concern about stability of social security trust fund for retirement of minks in Ukraine. On other hand, being unemployed mink hat in Ukraine not so bad. Everybody else unemployed, too, so little risk of being put to work as hat. ...